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Girls find out everything... so I suggest you tell them the truth. (:

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A sincere friend conceals all your deformities, deceives and convince others that you are extremely perfect, the insincere will tell the truth of destruction, leave you open for others to glare and laugh.

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Never let them see you sweat..... Keep ya head up... Smile.... and Pick your Crown up.... It's leaning!!!!! #SelfMotivation... #Selflove.....Good Everybodyyyyyy..... sprinkles glitter down ya timeline......

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If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you're doing wrong, then yeah, count me in. — feeling accomplished.

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never tell me the sky is the limit when they are footprints on the moon

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ugly guys take their girls serious cuz they know there's a high chance they will stay single if they don't please them.

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Sometimes you can't tell if you're just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying.

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never miss the 1 which miss everything!

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If you don't find wats good in me, try to find wats rong in you! #By Sibusiso Marumula

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standing the by the church door, and a couple came in holding hands, and i separated them, and they never came back!

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’ (c)Woody Allen

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