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*Police Pulls me over* Police: ''Papers?'' Me: ''SCISSORS, I WIN!!''

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Ornella thelmudottir-Ok so I have been thinking about money a lot today so I have a question...If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have? I'm thinking 26 is maybe 4 too short ... I'm mean don't get me wrong I don't want to go all crazy and over do it.. But still something to think about ...

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To all my haters you only have one advantage over me...You can kiss my ass and I cant

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Don't trip over haters, walk over them.

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I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.

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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: ''K''

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If you are brave enough to love someone, you are strong enough to get over them.

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Things that keep me up at night: loneliness, cold, heat, hunger, late night texting, memories, over thinking, worries, the internet.

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I’ve won many debates over the Internet.

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