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My brain is like a brmuda triangle,information goes in and its never found again.

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"Every step is count.. Either right or wrong" -Mr. RS

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A sincere friend conceals all your deformities, deceives and convince others that you are extremely perfect, the insincere will tell the truth of destruction, leave you open for others to glare and laugh.

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Behtay Lahoo Ka Shore Suno!!!! Ay Dunya K Munsafo, Salamti K Zamino, ‪#‎Kashmir‬ Ki Jalti Vaadi Mein, Behte Lahoo Ka Shur Suno… By Haseeb Ahmad.

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Friends are like oragasms, nobody wants the fake ones.

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I Embark On Life, My Path Is All Math I Understand The Codes These hackers Can't Crack I Understand That Folks Expect Ne To Fold Community Control To Violate Parole I Won't Fail, But A Lot Of Men Will I'm Iconic In The Field, Like Solomon's Seal.

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"If she is responsible for your smile, you are responsible for her heart"

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I have really bad luck ;every thing going to bad every where fallowing me bad luk;no body care no body help no body understand:::::: ;; i think its a succese life ..

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Facebook has suddenly become like a strip club, you don't know whose gonna be on the crack or letting their tit's hang out!

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Friend :- Bhai, is baar valentine's day ka kya plan hai? Me :- Ghar mai baith ke sasural simar ka dekhunga. Friend :- Kyun bakchodi kar raha hai. Me:- Start kisne ki behenchod ... areyyy tu to bhai hai apna

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boy to girl: do you want to go with me girl: (a) yes (b) A (c) B

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