Statuses for Facebook

Childhood friendship is the most beautiful memory that can't ever be replaced.

I’m so poor i can’t even pay attention

I live for the days I can't remember with the friends I'll never forget.

Why don't Catholics use condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. - Frank Zappa

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you cant have a rainbow without a little rain. - Unknown

I look at you, I smile. I think about you, I smile. We talk, I smile. I can't believe that I fell in love with you.

I can't promise that you'll fall in love with me, but I can promise you that its not going to be a waste of your time.

You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?....................stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown

Oh, I can't taste my own lips... Can you do it for me?

You can't have your cake and eat it too... Try telling that to a bulimic girl on her birthday.

Found love I thought I'd never find, I can't believe this life is mine.

When you stop worrying about what you can't control, you have time to change the things you can control.

If you’re boring, we can’t be friends

But distance, no matter how far, can’t change these feelings in my heart.