Statuses for Facebook

why should some one ask for the truth then they hate you for it?

I dont know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they rarely notice. But you make one mistake and it's never forgotten.

If your girlfriend is pretty and alot of guys want her, that's another reason to treat her right. At least you got what they can't have!

The best gift I would definitely give any hater is a mirror so they can see themselves before judging me.

You know it's time to change when the one person who knows you best, tells you they don't know who you are anymore.

Why do people wait until you move on to decide that they suddenly want you?

Some people just don't realize how much they hurt us until someone does the same thing to them.

Most relationship are like fat people, they don't work out.

That awkward moment when people think they're funny, but they are just annoying.

Apparently clumsy people are more likely to be obese. That's because they keep walking into things... Like McDonald's.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your house.

Dear ''weekends aren't long enough'',, They do seem a little short, don't they? Sincerely, that's because you've slept till 3 in the afternoon

When people are lame, they love to blame. ~ R. Kiyosaki

You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose. -Lou Holtz