Statuses for Facebook

Guy leaves girl. Gets drunk. get this job after getting drunk and Does THIS for money : (Read My Last Like)

Dear Face Cream, that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger, If I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Do you agree with this? ''Luck seeks those who flee and flees those who seek it.'' -German Proverb

Bad guys in movies: ''But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved.''

You don't understand. There isn't one person in this world that I want more than I want you.

Use you smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile.

Wow i drove this car to prom :D check out my last status <<3

I wish my school teach me this >.< read my last status ASAP

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. -JF Clarke

Walmart calls them ''self-checkouts'', I call them ''I might not pay for some of this.''

Me: Dad can you do me a favor? Dad: Sure sweetie Me: Can i do this Job (last status)? Dad: O.o: --> (read my last status)

You know what? I'm done with this thing called 'Love'. Too much drama, broken heart, tears, and shattered hope.

Have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet...I get hungry.

Excuse me bartender, there's too much liquor in this drink.