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I'm not calling you a slag or anythinng but evan the label in your knickers say next

Dear Dumbbells, Send your soul to heaven cos your ass is mine

Its not other girls out there in the streets you have to worry about being with your man, sometimes the ones in your own family are not be be trusted!

When someone says, “You’ve changed,” it’s not always a bad thing. Sometimes it just means you stopped living your life their way.

Ornella thelmudottir-Ok so I have been thinking about money a lot today so I have a question...If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have? I'm thinking 26 is maybe 4 too short ... I'm mean don't get me wrong I don't want to go all crazy and over do it.. But still something to think about ...

One day your here but the next your there

If you lower your standards to being with a man that can't make his mind up you deserve to be a side line bitch.

Its only a tree that will hear that he will be killed and stand and wait... Never you be in the river and allow soap to get into your eyes..

Don't start a REALationship if you're gonna fake your love and cheat.

When your moshi monster complains about the food you try feed it... bitch shut the fuck up! This shit aint cheap

Don't act like I'm your best friend when you need something, then completely forget me when you're with the others.

if you want to enjoy life..you just keep smile on your face

Taylor Swift writes songs about break ups. After 200 different break up songs, blames all the men. Hey Taylor three things, first off I fucking hate you so much. Second thing you blame men in all your songs but its clearly your own fault. Last but not least stop being a whore, and please stop "dancing" at award shows! Looks like your getting stung by bee's and I just fucking hate you sooo much......