Statuses for Facebook

Rule 1 during arguments. If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

Psychologists say a crush only lasts for 4 months - when feelings last longer, you're considered to be ''in love''.

Im making some changes in my life right now. If you dont hear from me, youre one of them.

It's Ironic, Isn't It? The person who made you the happiest before, is the reason you're so depressed.

You're cute. Too bad you're a jerk

''Sorry, you're not my type.'' ''WELL YOU'RE NOT MY SPECIES.''

If you're not ready, he'll wait. If he cares, he'll be there. If he loves you, he'll put you first. And if he's the one, he won't leave.

You don’t forgive people because you’re weak. You forgive them because you’re strong enough to know that people make mistakes.

Note to self: Jealousy makes it obvious you're insecure.

If you mouth the word ''colorful'', it will look like you're saying ''I love you''.

It's not nice if you're eating a candy and you accidentally swallow it.

If you're sexy, look at my last status ;) >>>

If you're stressed, you’ll get pimples. If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles. So, why don’t smile & get dimples? Keep smiling! It's very simple.

Never say things you don't mean, just because you're angry.

I just feel complete when you're by my side.