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A good teacher is like a candle, it consumes itself to light the way for others.

I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'

Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson.

My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.

Thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!

Teacher: what comes after 69. Little Johnny: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!!!

PRINCIPAL: are you the new english teacher? TEACHER: yes i are.

I hate it when teachers say,

Every school has a kid who entertains the class by disrespecting the teacher.

Teacher: ''I'm calling your parents!'' Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15+: Tell them I said Heyy!''

The world’s best teacher is Google.

When your teacher takes off an unnecessary amount of points for a stupid mistake.

*Me trying to cheat to someone beside me* Teacher:'' What are you doing!!?'' Me:''Comparing my answer...''

Teacher: ''Stop clicking your pens!'' Class: *Click* *click* *click* *click*... *click*

Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ... dammit....