Statuses for Facebook

That awkward moment when a fat person says ''Thats how I roll''

The awkward conversation with someone when you cant remember their name.

The awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy.

Pretending to text during awkward situations.

Awkward moment when you log on Twitter, it says 9:30pm.. you look 2 minutes later and it says 12:45am.

You know that awkward moment when everyone is laughing at a joke and you don't get it...

That awkward moment when your listening to a song you love then Pittbull starts singing

That awkward moment when you're telling the truth but you laugh, and everybody thinks you're lying.

Awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.

Awkward moment when everybody knows that you copy paste your facebook status from other website.

First date is awkward, first kiss is heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heart break is unforgettable.

A true friend is someone you can talk to after years apart and there is no distance or awkwardness at all.

Awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday.

That awkward moment when you bend over in front of pinnochio and he lies.