Statuses for Facebook

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle aged.

That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.

Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.

Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, but because they are themselves.